June 2012
WE FIND OUT WHO OUR FINNICK IS TODAY
it-will-always-be-real:
friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: link me
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
Fanfiction.net:
Chances of finding fanfic 100%
Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
me: i need to lose weight
me:
me:
me:
me: is that a cake
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
May 2012
When people are talking about diets
laugh-addict:
I’m just like:
Me: OMG YOU'RE INTO *insert fandom here* ???
Other Person: YEAH OMG WHO DO YOU SHIP
-A beautiful friendship blossoms-
Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
Fangirls: When proven straight assume it’s a lie.
When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
marziiporn:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you’ll never know, dear
how much i love you
please
don’t
take
my
sunshine
away
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever.
(via brightporclain)
Welcome to Tumblr: The place where you can know...
everydayiamcumberbatchin:
First Time Seeing a Yaoi Sex Scene
boysareinlove:
You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
lorarouge:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
Ma'am, the Harry Potter movie ended 20 minutes...
lolzkaban:
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
When you're listening to a heavy song in your...
whenmomentsblog:
http://when-moments-blog.tumblr.com/
Naruto: Chapter 588
instantkarma83:
Honestly, i was excited about this chapter until i got to about page 4, when i realized where it was going. Either way, i managed to dig into my bag of fucks to muster the care to make a post, which i will probably have to do for the next 12 weeks, knowing Kishi.
Anyway, we kick off with Itachi and Sasuke who are standing in front of the Izanamified Kabuto. Itachi then says that...
Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room
arciel-loves-op:
theepichumor:
And you don’t know whether you should be like
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re...
go-fightingdreamer:
GAHAHAHAHHA
ITACHI JUST SAID
SASUKE WAS ENTRUSTED TO NARUTO
SEE THEY’RE GONNA MARRY EACH OTHER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SASUKE’S UKEISH FACE TOWARDS THAT
I
CAN’T
the avengers?
senor-cactuar:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
2 tags
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
That awkward moment when you're late to class and...
[ANAN2012/5/29] Kame was voted in ANAN (the issue...
saechan:
lannalis:
arlequin1993:
credit: hakutoro
omg Kame!!! ASDFGHGZXCVBHNGF NEED YOU RIGHT HERE BY MY SIDE RIGHT NOW! D:
*_* that’s sooo asdfkjgkjsdksjalkdlfkj i want him to choose my dress too and then we should get married XD kyaaaaaaaaaaaa
wvnderbar:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack